44. Imagined Instagrams

I like you a latte. (picture of me and a friend candidly laughing or hugging)

Celebrating like its 1999. (picture of me dancing or popping champagne)

The night started out remotely civil. (picture of me and my friends drunk eating after a Thursday night out)

You ain't messin' with my clique. (picture of me and my friends at brunch this weekend)

Kicking ass and taking names. (picture of me doing something athletic, a rare occasion)

I got 99 problems and a beach ain't one. (picture of me laying on the Hawaiian beach this summer)

m.A.A.d city (picture of a beautiful and lively city)

Swimming pools "drank" (picture of me drinking a margarita by the pool)